Popular Alt-Right Vlogger Millennial Woes had the perfect opportunity to scotch persistent rumours that he's not "chad" enough for the new, aggressively assertive post-Charlottesville Alt-Right but failed when he met up with pretty female YouTuber Brittany Pettibone at an unidentified restaurant location recently.
Instead of showing how alpha he was by doing a "full Joe Biden" (with optional hair-sniffing), Woes instead resorted to some tame, beta-cuck hover handing when he awkwardly asked a waiter at the restaurant to take a photo of himself and Ms Pettibone.
Woes, who has 36,470 YouTube subscribers, clearly felt intimidated by Ms. Pettibone's much larger subscriber count (54,194), leaving several centimetres between his hand and Ms. Pettibone's dulcet, lace-bedizened shoulder.
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| Invisible force field, turbo-charged air pocket, or esoteric Hitler reference (HH)? |
Pettibone, whose name means "small erection" in English, had no such misgivings. She used her right arm to swoop in under Woes's undefended armpit to place a proprietorial arm around the plaid-shirted Scottish vlogger's coke-filled trunk, boosting her Cougar rating in the process, (Although Woes is ten years her senior, he is still considered technically younger due to NEET privilege, which does not apply to women.)
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| Joe Biden, the Alt-Right's role model when it comes to interacting with women and law enforcement professionals. |
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